Candice Cortinas and Zaq Rogers from Robot Johnson Sketch Comedy Group joins us this week.  Both Candice and Zaq have been with RoJo since the very beginning (Halloween 2007).  It’s not often you see Candice onstage, but her presence is felt everywhere.  And you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Zaq sporting some knee on the main stage.  Then again, we just love comedy and the fact that they will be performing at this year’s Geek Gala!  Robot Johnson’s next show is April 3rd at Upstage.  To find out more about Robot Johnson, visit www.robotjohnson.com.

This episode, we attempt to discuss the following: 

• SNL Sketch: Thor in Victory Dance (see below – plus the “Charlie Bit My Finger” video)
• The Latest Walking Dead episode
• Agents of SHIELD Returns!
• Alan Tudyk’s Indiegogo for Con Man
• New Marvel’s Daredevil Trailer (see below)
• Supergirl Costume Revealed with Melissa Benoist
• Sony’s Amy Pascal Delays Office Move Due to Seth Rogen Pot Stench
• Office Space Recut Video includes the Real Michael Bolton (see below)
• Guy Ghostbusters also in the works along with all-female Ghostbusters
• Jared Leto reveals new look for Joker character
• Mike Colter Confirms Luke Cage will already have superpowers in AKA Jessica Jones
• Chris Pine wanted for Green Lantern
• Tron 3 is in the works
• Harrison Ford crashes plane 
• ‘Arrow’ Star John Barrowman, Heavy Metal Developing ’49th Key’ as TV Miniseries (Exclusive)
• Substitute teacher convicted of screening The ABCs Of Death sentenced to 90 days in jail
• Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron – trailer 3 (see below)
• Movies better than 50 Shades of Gray (which Giddygeeker is NOT obsessed with)
• What everyone is reading (aka – does anyone F*ck N Read anymore?)

Guardians of the Geekery Episode 13

Things to Note:

• We are sorry about the skips in the Rapid Fire Response Round – we aren’t sure what’s going on. We blame the fact that this is the 13th episode.
• There is a game called Squirrel Hunt that is addicting – but Candice didn’t know it existed.
• We really are ready to host Con Man at the Geek Gala if they are interested. Really!  Have their people call our people.
• Superman III was the movie featuring Richard Pryor where Superman turns evil
• We looked it up and are surprised to say, there IS a new Knight Rider movie coming out!  First there was the Knight Rider series in 1983, then there was Knight Rider 2000 in 1991, then there was a new Knight Rider series in 2008, and now IMDB is showing a Knight Rider 2016 – which turns out to be a comedy short which we have linked below!
• My apologies to Melissa McCarthy for calling her Melissa McCartney.  Brain damage!
• Zaq thinks our kitchen lights look like boobs – to see if you agree, check below.
• I tried to embed the video of David Blaine at Harrison Ford’s house – but embedding was disabled.  But you can see it here. 
• Since our recording of this episode, we have found out that the producers of The ABCs of Death have started a crowdfunding campaign for the substitute teacher’s appeal.
• If you would like to see the scene from Valmont with Fairuza Balk – click here and turn the age restriction off.
• There are no transcripts of Guardians of the Geekery – don’t ask for it!!
• Joey does not have a link for the bad writer from Onyx and the Penthouse story from Starneslord better not exist.
• We are sorry we cut Zaq off as he went on a spiel about how to say goodbye.  Goodbye, Zaq!

Videos/Pictures To Prove Its Real!

Avengers News Report – SNL

Original “Charlie Bit My Finger” Video

Liam and Chris Helmsworth: Bitman Begins

New Marvel’s Daredevil Trailer – Netflix

Knight Rider 2016

Office Space Recut with The Real Michael Bolton

Our Kitchen Lights – Globes of Light? Or Just Big Headlights?

Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron – Trailer 3